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Old 23-Feb-10, 16:46
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Sex Female Autofellatio

We all know about how certain Homosexual Men* seem to have the ability to suck their own dick.

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Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of one's own penis as a form of masturbation. It is physically possible only for men who have sufficient flexibility or penis size or a combination of the two.
Now, while searching threw my folders, the thought came across my head.

Can a female perform this feat of oblivious monstrosity? What's with the sexism here? Why don't I have any attempts at proving this in my "EMPTYFOLDER" folder?

Either way, a few thoughts come to mind that ask the question "Why can't it happen?"

For one, women are usually known to be more limber than most men. We learned that in Elementary School and Kindergarten. Hopefully, in interesting ways.

So why the hell can't Woman perform? I would break out the usual "Women are inferior" mention here, but easily, a man sucking his own dick is likely to be inferior to the lowliest female.

Therefore, a man who has the ability to touch his own genitalia with his mouth must surely be able to be outdone by any woman notorious for being the "Stretcher" during her school years.

If anyone has any proof of this feat, the prospect is required to to be of proper age and have good looks please.


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Old 23-Feb-10, 17:29
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Old 24-Feb-10, 00:32
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I know a bit about it, This site will help you in your search.
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Old 24-Feb-10, 12:31
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Because this isn't a question. It's a discussion of it's possibilities.

Maybe I should have considered the proper age group of the children that don't seem to understand it, though.
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Old 24-Feb-10, 12:34
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Well you do see a lot more contortionist women so I don't see why there isn't a possibility a female can't do it when a less flexible man can do it.
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Old 24-Feb-10, 12:39
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Hmm, that would be quite interesing indeed.

*ponders with pipe and monocle affixed*
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Females don't have orgasims so I don't see the point.
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Females don't have orgasims so I don't see the point.
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