hey lets go do something together

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just you and me what do you say??

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a meal under the stars with a bottle of tonic water

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come on.. it will be fun

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you can invite your parents i dont mind in fact the more the merrier lets have an intellectual discussion about life and its purpose

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truthfully i think your parents are pretty. rad.

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i just want to get to know you better thats all

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oh hey while we're on the subject do you mind posting bail for me i'm kind of low on both funds aswell as friends with funds it's no big deal i promise i'm innocent

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okay maybe not 'completely' 'innocent'

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look let's not get hung up on 'details'

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you know what we have going is real dont do this to me now

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i'll always remember that day when we shared a banana split we drew straws to see who got the thicker half and you won looking back i should have never thrown a tantrum over that even if the straws weren't reglamentary sized you still won and that's all in the past. live and let live

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sigh. i guess that's it huh

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i think what i'll miss about you the most is how you always made me smile with your crazy shenanigans hey remember that night when we went out for a meal under the stars and i got arrested and you posted bail for me those were the sweet days think we could do that one last time?? please..

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fine!! have it your way i dont care. i'll just talk to my new prison friends who knows maybe theres love waiting for me behind the corner. literally

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you can keep the dog i never liked him to begin with his breath smells so funky its such a turn-off

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you know i think i might even turn this into a new book so in a way i'm better off without you because then i'll be even richer and you'll have none of it sure you get to keep the house and the cars and the dog and the friends and my parents always loved you more than they did me but that's fine i have george the imaginary gorilla always behind me he never leaves me alone in the ferris wheel to go behind the popcorn booth with some guy who's not dad

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but i digress!! so hey lets go do something together