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zero1
23-Mar-09, 16:16
it's a magical place
zero1
23-Mar-09, 16:17
a place for friends not unlike many establishments such as mcdonald's and sex dungeons
zero1
23-Mar-09, 16:18
i feel like having a snack.. *chortles* perhaps a... cucumber?? *snickers* how about a... sausage!! *smacks lips*
zero1
23-Mar-09, 16:18
maybe just an oreo i'm on a diet now
zero1
23-Mar-09, 16:19
did you ever stop to think... and forget to start over again?? classic zero1. good times
zero1
23-Mar-09, 16:19
i'm pretty sure i misplaced my contraceptive on somewhere's apartment
zero1
23-Mar-09, 16:20
oh nevermind i was looking for it in the wrong whole :o
zero1
23-Mar-09, 16:21
that wasn't funny at all some people have trouble losing their virginity or connecting with other human beings in general
zero1
23-Mar-09, 16:21
*whistles innocently* *farts*
zero1
23-Mar-09, 16:21
whoa there goes dinner
zero1
23-Mar-09, 16:23
hey let me share something funny that happened to me yesterday i got a text message from a friend wishing me a happy birthday and even though it wasn't my birthday i wept uncontrolably and made a blood oath to never abandon my newest best friend ever
zero1
23-Mar-09, 16:24
but on an unrelated note, the internet is fantastic
zero1
23-Mar-09, 16:26
do you think they have internet in heaven? i wish i could have asked my granpa for his email but now it's too late unless... craigslist??? meh.. bunch of perverts in there :mad:
zero1
23-Mar-09, 16:28
i love listening to avril lavigne i can relate to her lifestyle so much
zero1
23-Mar-09, 16:29
hah "whole" learn to spell "hole" you fat jerk
zero1
23-Mar-09, 16:29
i'm not fat my bones swell up when i do things such as running or eating or living
zero1
23-Mar-09, 16:30
confucious said, "boom headshot"
zero1
23-Mar-09, 16:31
what a dumb thing to say i hate confucious
zero1
23-Mar-09, 16:32
i love zero1
zero1
23-Mar-09, 16:32
there's a rumor going around that he's william shatner
zero1
23-Mar-09, 16:38
"somewhere's apartment" what a poor attempt zero1 sucks now his posting style went mainstream too bad he sold out like this
zero1
23-Mar-09, 16:39
a zero1 thread of 2 pages is 2 pages too many
zero1
23-Mar-09, 16:40
she's not back yet i wonder what they're doing together
zero1
23-Mar-09, 16:41
what
zero1
23-Mar-09, 16:41
oh ok nevermind i thought i felt my brain move but it was probably just gas
zero1
23-Mar-09, 16:42
let's stop posting now this is going nowhere what a waste of everyone's time
zero1
23-Mar-09, 16:42
just like my life lmao self burn what a scorcher