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i'd blog about it if i wasn't so vexed ARGHHH
ok so let's make an effort at this... first she says "yeah i like your shirt" but now she says "yuck don't lick me what are you a sociopath" i mean what the hell woman stop being so complicated
is it too much to ask.. all i want is... a little of your attention.
don't you remember the time we spent in the library? it was the best... you were reading a book... it was a comic book... right then i knew it was for real
and then you said the words... the ones i'll never forget
"uh ok so maybe i can rent this? but i don't have a library card so"
it was so fortunate that i was sitting at my desk you would have noticed my awkwardness enlargen itself.. hehe or maybe it would flatter you?? gah what if, what if... what if.
but let's change the subject!! there's no point to sitting here drinking such a fine chianti and reminiscing about the past when there is so much future ahead of me right? haha i feel so much better hehehehe i want to die
it's like my mom always said, "i am a marvelous housekeeper, every time i leave a man i keep his house lol"
no i'm just kidding she said nothing of the sort in fact her and my father have a wonderful marriage unlike the one me and you could have had if only you hadn't rejected my library card; the fruit of my loins; the product of my affections for you
here's a riddle for you! what has 2 legs, a head, eats like a pig, smells like a pig, sleeps around with whatever man buys her the most drinks, and the mother of a certain internet superstar? the answer?? hehe.. it might surprise you!! hehehe... hehe.. heh
what is wrong with me today i can't stop talking about my mother she gave birth to me and i'm sure it was quite bothersome maybe she shouldn't have gone to all that trouble like my dad suggested it would surely save both me and her a lot of grief at least not to mention the doctor he had to try twice to get her pregnant something about the alcohol having killed most of his sperm on the first attempt?? doesn't matter my life is a sham and existence is futile but i might have already said this in a previous rant i'm so ranty always ranting about rants and such
i might need a testicular transplant i can't find the lefty and as for the righty i never cared much for it anyway
no wait i'm a girl what the hell i shouldn't have these danglies what on earth is happening to my body
gahhh she just walked by my desk and didn't even look at me this is it i have failed tremendously and now she's chatting with dan the intern i hate dan i wish he'd go away.. somehow
let's stop talking about love... tell me how are you!! what have you been doing dear person? i trust that all is well?? been eating properly? enough sleep every night?? because i haven't. you know you should stop tauting me with your healthy lifestyle it's very unpolite
i'm writing a poem... next time i might share it with you :) it's about sheep. i like sheep. so fluffy. carefree. like the clouds in the sky. i reach so high but i can never touch the clouds. perhaps i am not close enough to the sky. perhaps i need to climb something. perhaps.
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