Your Regular Compliments

[Alastor]

Tell me the compliments you get on a regular basis.

[zero1]

"your aura is transcendent"
"nice eye sockets"
"you have great fashion sense"
"hey, nice abs"
"your tongue tastes like honey"
"i love your mother"
"your economic plans were dead on, congratulations mr. president on saving the world from bankrupcy and starvation"
"yeah i've seen you around @ school" <-- a girl said this... i might be in love again??
"jesus christ"
"excellent sperm count, good mobility"

just a few off the top of my silly head :):)

[I'm not Goro this time]

"dood ur an intilekshell"

"wow ur a gifted kid"

"ur piano skilz r uber"

"OMG UR TEH BEST GEETAR HERO PLAYER IN SPAIN"

But I really, really hate when they call me an intellectual and stuff like that. I'm not an intellectual. I just think with my brain, not with my junk.

[Cake]

Damn...nice package...

...of hotdogs in your fridge.

[President Camacho]

you have pretty eyes
you have a hidden talent for photography
you are amazing in every way have my babies.

[Vmag]

Mine is more of what's tagged on to compliments, rather than compliments themselves.

"...no matter what anyone else says."


Another good one I get is how cute girls tend to remark how much I remind them of their husbands/fiancees. I can only hope that sparks their adventurous side, or at least plants the seed of a "cloned husband fantasy".

[Turd Ferguson]

Ususally ketchup, mayo..mustard...


OH! Compliments, not condiments...sorry...

I never get compliments because I randomly bark at people in public. :(