Black and Decker Pussy Wrecker

[The Gremlins]

Source (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29621224/).

Surely some will have an axe to grind as I lumber up this sexual Tim Taylor.



Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

She was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner.

The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.

Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act.



Someone on another forum asked a question that really drills the message home.

What guy says, "Honey, let's get busy. I'ma glue this dildo to a power tool and go to town on you."

More importantly, what kind of girl responds with, "Fuck yeah! Let's do this!"

More disturbingly yet is that they actually do make a real life adapter for sex toys to put them onto saws (this couple did not use such a device):

http://www.kenstwistedmind.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/KTM-118.jpg

From the looks of it the adapter fits on like a normal blade and then is inserted into the buttress of the toy.

One comment on the site selling the "Dildo Drill" was:

I got the Saw Dildo Adapter Kit for my girlfriend for valentine's day and it has been fantastic. This is the crack of sex toys and she's addicted, "I'm so sore but I want it again". When at top speed, it is moving in and out so fast her pussy was a blur. Also, I'm pretty sure the neighbors across the street can hear her screaming when this thing is pounding her. THIS IS THE BEST SEX TOY EVER! It has the substantial power of an industrial power tool to keep slamming the dildo back and forth.

And I thought this shit only happened in West Virginia...

Thank God these two idiots didn't own a nail gun.

[Death Ray Commander]

Ah, drildos, one of mankind's greatest inventions.

Who wants to waste money on a Sybian or some other sort of expensive and often bulky sex toy when you can simply attach your perfect penis to a power drill and have some fun?

I think this is a simple case of we who have not even Tried the sin casting the only stones being cast.


Why, it's just as possible to injure yourself during regular body-to-body sex, not even mentioning the plethora of diseases you can pick up by slapping a raw, fleshy body part into someone else's raw, fleshy body part.

That just makes salmonella go flaccid.

[President Camacho]

I must disagree with you DRC. nothing is being overcomplicated these days like sex. drildoes, fleshlights, vibrators, vacums, studs, rings, pills, hell even condoms are ribbed and flavored. all you need is an animal skin condom, a soft surface, and a black widow bite to get the blood flowing.

[I'm not Goro this time]

Well, whoever said "Imma attach this dildo to a drill and put'er in there. The idea's foolproof!" is retarded. I mean, a dildo is fine, but a drill?? What's wrong, normal sex ain't good enough for you?

[Death Ray Commander]

Depending on the person, the truth can be quite harsh, Not-Goro.

[naguchanzilla]

I Was thinking a circular saw, but I realized that wouldn't make much sense.
But then again, neither did this.

[I'm not Goro this time]

I Was thinking a circular saw, but I realized that wouldn't make much sense.
But then again, neither did this.

I wonder how that would work...

Ouchie.

[Alastor]

Sometimes you people truly frighten me.

[Chunky Monkey]

Finally a good excuse to buy a saber saw, Ive been looking for one.

[Vmag]

Bob and Tom (http://www.bobandtom.com/gen3/index.htm) were all over this for a couple of weeks or so.

Apparently, the saw in question was one of those upsy-downsy power saws, so imagine a ruler, serrated on one side, from which the toy was attached.

Sounds like a good idea on paper. The friction between the teeth and the toy Should have kept it firmly in place, and the up-down movement of the saw would have provided a revolutionary portable pleasure experience.

If only it wasn't the very nature of saws to grind and cut against objects sharing its frictional force.

[naguchanzilla]

I wonder how that would work...

Ouchie.


i guess you attach a dildo on the edge of a blade somehow so when the saw blade rotates the dildo goes in and out??

[naguchanzilla]

Finally a good excuse to buy a saber saw, Ive been looking for one.

auto-anal stimulation would be a very difficult thing.

[I'm not Goro this time]

auto-anal stimulation would be a very difficult thing.

What, you've tried it? :rolleyes:

Well, what if Chunky Monkey is a woman?

[Chunky Monkey]

Bob and Tom (http://www.bobandtom.com/gen3/index.htm) were all over this for a couple of weeks or so.

Apparently, the saw in question was one of those upsy-downsy power saws, so imagine a ruler, serrated on one side, from which the toy was attached.

Sounds like a good idea on paper. The friction between the teeth and the toy Should have kept it firmly in place, and the up-down movement of the saw would have provided a revolutionary portable pleasure experience.

If only it wasn't the very nature of saws to grind and cut against objects sharing its frictional force.

Thats what the other part is, it attaches where the blade would normally go but it doesnt have any teeth to cut into anything. And Goro, you seem to have it backwards :P