Freet
02-Jun-10, 04:46
As any of you with half a loaf of gray matter has surmised, I'm old. How old? you ask, Hell, some smaller rocks call me "Pops".
And, as you probably know from those dreaded visits to your grandpas farm, we old folk get up early and make a lot of noise finding our walkers and rattling our teeth as we attempt to put them in upside down. Sometimes as a joke, and other times because our cataracts impede our aim.
But I digress.
Have you ever wondered why we get up early? Besides the fact that we probably shat ourselves and the bed is kinda squishy. The real reason is that younger people would rather shove rabid rats up their ass with a red hot poker than get up before noon. Meaning that we are free to fry up the cat that we thought was bacon. Or try to sharpen the kitchen knives in the garbage disposal without fear of being drugged and put back in that stanky bed.
But me? I just like to drink coffee and surf the internet. Boring I know, but now and then I find something that I find entertaining. And, as we have already established, I'm old. Of course this means that I know more than you, about everything.
So this thread is to share what I find entertaining and you will observe and agree with me since to not agree will be met with my calling you bad things like "young whippersnappers" or I will remind you that you must respect your elders and we all know that there is no known argument for that logic.
So, this thread is to share what we feel is a good way to waste our time laughing at others. Now watch the video linked below and be entertained.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxxsP7VWVN8&feature=related
Watch it now! Don't make me throw my walker at you.
And, as you probably know from those dreaded visits to your grandpas farm, we old folk get up early and make a lot of noise finding our walkers and rattling our teeth as we attempt to put them in upside down. Sometimes as a joke, and other times because our cataracts impede our aim.
But I digress.
Have you ever wondered why we get up early? Besides the fact that we probably shat ourselves and the bed is kinda squishy. The real reason is that younger people would rather shove rabid rats up their ass with a red hot poker than get up before noon. Meaning that we are free to fry up the cat that we thought was bacon. Or try to sharpen the kitchen knives in the garbage disposal without fear of being drugged and put back in that stanky bed.
But me? I just like to drink coffee and surf the internet. Boring I know, but now and then I find something that I find entertaining. And, as we have already established, I'm old. Of course this means that I know more than you, about everything.
So this thread is to share what I find entertaining and you will observe and agree with me since to not agree will be met with my calling you bad things like "young whippersnappers" or I will remind you that you must respect your elders and we all know that there is no known argument for that logic.
So, this thread is to share what we feel is a good way to waste our time laughing at others. Now watch the video linked below and be entertained.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxxsP7VWVN8&feature=related
Watch it now! Don't make me throw my walker at you.