View Full Version : Tell Me How To Pick Up Superficial High School Sluts
Dodecalypse
08-Mar-09, 16:30
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Death Ray Commander
08-Mar-09, 16:33
As someone who, by no effort of my own, beat the girls off with a stick in High School, including the Alpha Female, all you need to do is do Joe Cool.
I'm not Goro this time
09-Mar-09, 11:49
Well, I'm sure Kumquat's not a 40 year old perv looking for young girls to fuck, but I'm pretty sure he's a downright necrophiliac.
Jokes aside, the way to date/caek/sex highschool sluts is by transforming yourself into a complete jerk. For instance, my Romanian friend achieved this by turning into a fucking idiot.
First, he changed his taste in music. He changed from being a hard rockin' headbanger into an obnoxious (c)rap listener.
Then, he also changed his style. From wearing casual clothes to wearing jeans down to his ankles, with big coats and tilted caps.
And finally, his personality. He used to be a fun, nice kid. Now nobody can fucking stand him. He messes around with everyone, let it be life-long friends, the school principal, your mother, etc.
So after this transformation, he started hanging out with all the highschool sluts, all the time. And he got asked out by the biggest slut of them all:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBQgclVyopI
That's right. She might sound like some kid with ADD that needs his daily dose of Ritalin, but I know she'll blow you if you treat her right.
Unfortunately for my Romanian friend, this relationship only lasted for less than a week, but I'm pretty sure he got what he was looking for.
So, if you wanna get laid fast, turn into a total dick.
use you're spidey sense.. :p
Why, my silly boy... The answer is right in front of you.
It's all a beautiful thing called slipping the Xanax in her drink, next thing she knows, she's woozy and can't feel her ass. Watch out for herpes.
Teh FINE PRINT
This method may or may not contract you various STDs and is of questionable legality.
Or get those beads that they made for kids that turned into the date rape drug when introduced to the human metabolism, they will be cheaper than the actual drug, and you get a lot more of them.....not that I've thought this out.
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vanessa_alexis
09-Mar-09, 20:42
Ask her if she wants some cock....
If she says yes.
Tell her you happen to have some on you.
Bam done.
o_O
I never thought of that....so simple...yet so amazing....but wait...what happens if she gets you in trouble for sexual harassment?
I guess you could say you were asking if she wanted a rooster because you are a farmer, but then you have to buy some roosters.
Death Ray Commander
09-Mar-09, 20:48
Sexual harassment, like all equality violations, are based entirely on perception.
Ergo, you could be simply asking her out for a date, but, because you've just climbed twelve flights of stairs, you're looking a bit disheveled and tend to breath a bit heavier. Also you're sweating. Ew, creep, no.
You are perceived as a criminal of the sexual harassment variety. Congratulations, you are now grouped in the same database as baby-rapers, genuine pedophiles (the kind Dateline has yet to find, outside the Executive Washroom), rapists, and the like.
How is this relevant?
Sexual harassment is all about perception. As long as somebody perceives it as awesome, you're doing awwright.
Titles pretty self-explanatory. But the bottom line is this:
I'm not all too attractive, but have had relationshiops before. I'm looking for ways to pick up really attractive girls and not be involved with long term committment. I know they're out there, but I need help finding them. Long term relationships end terribly usually, so as I said I want something quick and sexually gratifying. Shallow? Of course. Disgusting? Go rot in a grave.
Oh and by the way, I'm in high school. So don't get the idea I'm some creepy 40 year old looking to fuck high school girls.
Ruthies?
The Gremlins
12-Mar-09, 14:36
Ruthies?
I think you might mean "Roofies."
You're talking about the date-rape drugs, right?
That's probably the joke Ketamine (a name of one of the date rape drugs) was trying to make above.
I think you might mea "Roofies."
You're talking about the date-rape drugs, right?
That's probably the joke Ketamine (a name of one of the date rape drugs) was trying to make above.
Ah, that's how you spell it.
And yes, it works every time.
[Insert pic of Billy Dee Williams]
Chunky Monkey
12-Mar-09, 16:46
I came here to post "alchohol" but I see Ive already been beaten. That said, getting a girl really drunk, then being really nice to her is a good way in.
President Camacho
12-Mar-09, 22:55
getting a girl drunk is fine and dandy, but how do you know when to take the next step? here's a simple test, make eye contact and run your tounge around your lips, nothing too deliberate, looking natural is the key. if they break eye contact, a natural reaction to avoid sexual tension, they need more booze. however if they keep looking at you, or if they return the motion, it's time to stick the cock in.
AiRsTrIkE
13-Mar-09, 04:07
getting a girl drunk is fine and dandy, but how do you know when to take the next step? here's a simple test, make eye contact and run your tounge around her lips, nothing too deliberate, looking natural is the key. if they break eye contact, a natural reaction to avoid sexual tension, they need more booze. however if they keep looking at you, or if they return the motion, it's time to stick the cock in.
Fix'd
naguchanzilla
13-Mar-09, 10:58
Offer her money to fuck you. But say that money is to buy her new shoes, so it couldn't legally be said you offered her money for sex.
Offer her money to fuck you. But say that money is to buy her new shoes, so it couldn't legally be said you offered her money for sex.
I had a girl do this to me once. She was incredibly gorgeous too. It was when I was in the military.
I did not buy her new shoes.
naguchanzilla
13-Mar-09, 21:03
what did you buy her. if anything.
Turd Ferguson
13-May-09, 01:02
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck" always worked for me.
When you get a little bit older like me, you could just wear your wedding ring...
Disturbed
17-May-09, 21:08
Titles pretty self-explanatory. But the bottom line is this:
I'm not all too attractive, but have had relationshiops before. I'm looking for ways to pick up really attractive girls and not be involved with long term committment. I know they're out there, but I need help finding them. Long term relationships end terribly usually, so as I said I want something quick and sexually gratifying. Shallow? Of course. Disgusting? Go rot in a grave.
Oh and by the way, I'm in high school. So don't get the idea I'm some creepy 40 year old looking to fuck high school girls.
If your brave enough and have the balls go up and talk to her. Unless your... Chicken!
Sonnenritter
13-Jun-09, 23:10
Ask her if she wants some cock....
If she says yes.
Tell her you happen to have some on you.
Bam done.
Do you want some cock?
Do you?
....Do you?
I think you might mean "Roofies."
You're talking about the date-rape drugs, right?
That's probably the joke Ketamine (a name of one of the date rape drugs) was trying to make above.
Rohypnol (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flunitrazepam).
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