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naguchanzilla
15-May-09, 00:06
A phone was off it's hook next to this store I was about to go into. I picked it up.
me: "Hello, whos this?",
them: "don't you remember, it's me your boyfriend."
me: "i have something to tell you."
them: "what?"
me: "I don't love you anymore."
them: "what, why, -" *CLICK*

I had no idea who it was.
:)
Alastor
15-May-09, 05:25
You should have replied, "I understand. I mean what with me fucking your brother and all and ruining me for you with his big dick."

Then hung up.
naguchanzilla
15-May-09, 15:36
I was 12. Cut me some slack.
MandozerTheGreat
16-May-09, 14:56
post tits and write a sad fanfic story that involves raping cows
AppealDenied
16-May-09, 14:57
post tits and write a sad fanfic story that involves raping cows

http://bestfanfictionever.com/ has both i think
MandozerTheGreat
17-May-09, 08:06
Dont quote me brah
Turd Ferguson
17-May-09, 11:55
Dont quote me brah

DONT TAZE ME BROOOO!!!
naguchanzilla
17-May-09, 22:19
post tits and write a sad fanfic story that involves raping cows

one day
while mandozer was in egypt, he came across fatidah, the prettiest girl in a burqua he ever saw. he told her to remove the face veil but she said she couldn't. that he would have to marry her in order to see her face.

well, mandozer, being the horny 1/2 egyptian mad bomb humping s.o.b that he is, went to her pappy and asked for her hand in marriage.

there was one problem. her family was poor, they can only afford a cow. mandozer said 'dude i have no need for a cow.' old man abdullah said, you have to take the cow its all we can afford. so he said AWRIGHT FINE THEN!

and he takes fatidah back to his army base, he unveiled her. and then he blew her up.
in the eye.
with his half egyptian happiness.

-the end-
MandozerTheGreat
21-May-09, 11:07
More goddamnit
naguchanzilla
22-May-09, 15:04
no more allahu akabar for U.


kekekekeke
Alastor
22-May-09, 16:32
Nagu has rejoined CN GOONS and is now taking her Fan Fic there.
naguchanzilla
23-May-09, 22:21
do you follow me, alastor?
AppealDenied
24-May-09, 10:57
when i think about you i touch myself
naguchanzilla
24-May-09, 18:55
damn, wheres the gonkface when i need it.
Freet
24-May-09, 21:43
damn, wheres the gonkface when i need it.

Did you look under "G"?