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So, what's the worst thing you've ever done?
The worst thing I ever did would probably be when I first started dating (I think I was 17) and got the opportunity to "cheat" on someone. It seemed like such a great thing to do - otherwise why was everyone doing it!? There must have been something fantastic that made so many people decide to give it a go...
Anyway, my girlfriend's best friend had a huge crush on me, so one night I took advantage of it. That's probably the worst thing I ever did to someone, and I regretted it every moment since. Luckily, I'm not the kind to repeat mistakes (I usually find new ones to make).
So, there's my story. What's yours?
Once tasked with burying a pup, I opted instead to leave the poor thing in the woods. The single act that tugs at my guilt the hardest.
From a purely moralistic standpoint, sex outside of marriage might rank far up there, but can that really be all that bad if the wife was involved and everyone had fun? Now meddling in other people's business, that's nasty.
I suck.
Thanks Ala for reminding me just how much. :/
Vmag, i really do feel i'm learning a little too much about you, sometimes. or atleast, too much about your marrital situations.
I think one thing i feel really stupid about, is when my brother got stabbed. I didn't really know how to tell my mum my brother was in hospital. So i didn't. Till she asked where he was, that is ;/
I do feel rather retarded for not having told her straight away he's in hospital, although, i don't really feel that's such a bad act, rather than a guilt inducing lack of action.
I think perhaps the worst thing (i can think of or will share) is the way i treated my ex after we broke up. We had been going out for two years, but one time he broke up with me after a big argument, and i just did not want him back, after he apologised. He'd get my Auntie involved (ringing her, texting her, trying to get her to talk to me) but i would ignore everything and not even talk. He even came to my house a few times (which took over an hour on two buses) and i wouldn't let him in my house or talk to me. I just blanked him and everything, despite all his clear effort.
Oh well!
I was half insane at the time really but I turned against my own moral code out of anger and revenge.
After it was all said and done all that was left was myself and the wreckage, I was pretty emotionally ill over it all.
The sad thing, it taught me that I can be a shitty human being, which is hard to face of one's self.
Needless to say, won't forget that life lesson ever.
Juicy details or it didn't happen.
Turd Ferguson
13-May-09, 22:26
I made the mistake of telling my at-the-time girlfriend that if she wanted to have an abortion, then it was her choice.
I was cheating on her at the time.
Worst thing someone Else has done in recent history is making the Misses Vmag cry.
Ah, to take a light to a house of cards. If a bunch of ameteurs like we, simply piecing together fragmented information when we can be bothered to, can discover so many leads on our own, imagine how well the PI is doing. We should team up.
AppealDenied
16-May-09, 14:49
I once took a piss into a bottle of lemonade which ended up being my bestfriends girlfriends drink. :saddowns:
Disturbed
19-May-09, 22:47
I made the mistake of telling my at-the-time girlfriend that if she wanted to have an abortion, then it was her choice.
I was cheating on her at the time.
You dirty WHOREA!
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Dirty%20Whore%20
I think you certainly chose the right thread tag.
I have to confess, I didn't foresee this becoming a "real time" thread when it started.
So...
Um... What's she going to do? What about the lech? What about Mrs. Lech?
And um... Well now.
Truth be told, I wasn't planning for real-time advancements either.
As far as their trio goes, who knows? Either way, someone's getting a divorce even if he does not yet know it, and the payouts will ruin him before the military catches whiff.
In effect, it's pretty much the kill-all solution I've kept as a last resort, cept that meddling Universe took the idea to the extremes.
Truth be told, I wasn't planning for real-time advancements either.
As far as their trio goes, who knows? Either way, someone's getting a divorce even if he does not yet know it, and the payouts will ruin him before the military catches whiff.
In effect, it's pretty much the kill-all solution I've kept as a last resort, cept that meddling Universe took the idea to the extremes.
Do you feel guilty? Perhaps thoughts of "If I had acted sooner..." are coming to you?
She got pregnant. She's in the military. The shot, the pill, implants and condoms are all free (for both parties). To what extent did she want this to happen? What about him? What does that tell you?
I think the worst thing i'm doing at the moment is leading people on, who like me. Meh.
Yeah sure... i'll meet up with you next week :]
woopz busy.
I thought we had something, Stevurn!
I thought we had something, Stevurn!
So did i, but i've since had to wrap my heart in a lead box and keep you away from it, for i wish my life not be blown into pieces, sir. :(
But it's totally cool, man. Kmag's all for it, and she usually bites the heads off her competition. It could have worked.
I'm too good for your dirty hands.
Or atleast that is what i have people believe. I have a fake reputation to uphold.
The Gremlins
28-May-09, 03:23
What the fuck?
Sonnenritter
10-Jun-09, 11:31
Join this forum.
Join this forum.
Riddle me this.
WTF are you talking about?
Sonnenritter
10-Jun-09, 19:29
Riddle me this.
WTF are you talking about?
"Worst thing you have ever done?"
I was responding to the thread itself.
"Worst thing you have ever done?"
I was responding to the thread itself.
Ahhh...humor.
We don't do that here.
The Gremlins
11-Jun-09, 02:08
Ahhh...humor.
We don't do that here.
Quoted for truth. Srs bsns.
I would add that one doesn't have to have a victim to be funny, and that racial slurs are old and passe - the opposite of funny.
In other words, you suck, and are an amateur.
o lawd. Come to think of it, I have been naughty.
Probably the one time where a friend and I were biking around, bought some eggs, and egged our ex-principals house, then took a piss on it, then threw tissues and toliet paper all over the lawn and such. That was a bit weird.
I'm not Goro this time
13-Jun-09, 05:53
o lawd. Come to think of it, I have been naughty.
Probably the one time where a friend and I were biking around, bought some eggs, and egged our ex-principals house, then took a piss on it, then threw tissues and toliet paper all over the lawn and such. That was a bit weird.
And you're a christian...
Better confess that or God will fuck you up badly.
Probably the one time where a friend and I were biking around, bought some eggs, and egged our ex-principals house, then took a piss on it, then threw tissues and toliet paper all over the lawn and such. That was a bit weird.
Oh, how cliché.
I haven't done anything bad recently, i'm good after i chucked some people out of my life.
o lawd. Come to think of it, I have been naughty.
Probably the one time where a friend and I were biking around, bought some eggs, and egged our ex-principals house, then took a piss on it, then threw tissues and toliet paper all over the lawn and such. That was a bit weird.
Did you also hit the juke box with your fist and make it come on? [/happy days reference]
Sonnenritter
14-Jun-09, 00:13
o lawd. Come to think of it, I have been naughty.
Probably the one time where a friend and I were biking around, bought some eggs, and egged our ex-principals house, then took a piss on it, then threw tissues and toliet paper all over the lawn and such. That was a bit weird.
I love you.
I'm not Goro this time
14-Jun-09, 05:29
Did you also hit the juke box with your fist and make it come on? [/happy days reference]
No, but I'm sure he hit his ex-principal's dick with his fist and make him come on his face.
Merx. Just Merx this time
17-Jun-09, 11:30
Lets see here... Do you want moral, or criminal?
AiRsTrIkE
17-Jun-09, 14:01
Lets see here... Do you want moral, or criminal?
RAPE!
I won't say the worst thing I've done, because some argue that I didn't do it.
I had a great time once ripping coins off a little kid at Chucky Cheese's. Held the coin return down while he was putting the tokens in. When it wasn't starting for him, I'd encourage him to keep going because "maybe the machine needed a few more coins to run." Good stuff, I got 15 coins off the sucker.
Fargo "wins the thread", if you can permit me to indulge in a bit of vernacular, and loses at life.
Sonnenritter
23-Jun-09, 08:16
Fargo "wins the thread", if you can permit me to indulge in a bit of vernacular, and loses at life.
Fails*
I love you.
I won't say the worst thing I've done, because some argue that I didn't do it.
I had a great time once ripping coins off a little kid at Chucky Cheese's. Held the coin return down while he was putting the tokens in. When it wasn't starting for him, I'd encourage him to keep going because "maybe the machine needed a few more coins to run." Good stuff, I got 15 coins off the sucker.
Was that the one in Great Northern?
Did you also hit the juke box with your fist and make it come on? [/happy days reference]
+1
Disturbed
06-Aug-09, 22:39
use 73 dollars of my mothers money on her card for Marketplace games and add ons. Stupid yes... going to pay her back? Yes! I want my gold membership back!
Hmm. I once was driving around my property in a truck with crappy brakes, and my three year old nephew was in the passenger seat. So when I came to stop, the brakes were acting up. I stomped on the brakes, and then they worked. They worked slightly too well. He shot off of the slick leather passenger seat, right into the dash. He was sitting in the floor crying, and I felt guilty.
naguchanzilla
26-Oct-09, 21:33
In my mind I read ahead and I was like omg, he ran over the kid! :eek:, then I read that he didn't.
In my mind I read ahead and I was like omg, he ran over the kid! :eek:, then I read that he didn't.
I'd feel slightly worse if I'd run over him in a 15,000 pound truck.
That time I got dared to wink at the gayest, most camp male in the school. Guess who got hit on for the next term. Until I GOT ANNOYED AND YELLED in History and the teacher lol'd
The Gremlins
18-Nov-09, 14:55
That time I got dared to wink at the gayest, most camp male in the school. Guess who got hit on for the next term. Until I blew him in History and the teacher lol'd
Fix'd.
Fix'd.
Thats more up someone elses street... *Looks around the forums* I'm sure you'll find him... Gremmy...
Shut up Mary.
What? I was talking about.. Uh..
Hmm, I'm not sure what the worst thing I've ever done is. I guess I have technically shoplifted before, but I was pretty young so wasn't entirely aware of what I was doing. Then there was me bullying a fairly innocent kid, which wasn't a very nice thing to do - I used to be a bit of a rascal back in the day.
The worst thing, however, was probably about 3/4 years ago. I decided that I wanted to end things with my girlfriend and, for one reason or another, I didn't want to wait around. The thing is that she was on holiday at the time of my decision, meaning that she had no idea what I was going to do. While she was away, I managed to make fun of her in front of both of our sets of friends - I still don't know why I did, probably for attention - and even kissed another girl. Then, to top it all off, I broke up with her the day she got back from holiday. Yep, great present to mark her return.
Only when I look back on that do I realise just how cruel I was. Thankfully I've changed drastically since then, but it doesn't change the fact that I hurt her.
LoveHateHero329
25-Nov-09, 10:15
Last Fourth of July weekend I lit a field on fire behind my neighbors house, almost burning his fence down.
I was smoking in my backyard one time (I've had my rough patches, I'll admit) and I threw a partially-lit cigarette into a my trash can. Guess who burned down the trash can and nearly the post supporting the overhang, which would've then burned down my entire house? Guess who still gets yelled at for it to this day? :P
Either that or I smoked weed when I was 14...yeah it was fun for a bit, but I wouldn't recommend it. It was kinda scary at first (I was soooo baked). And my parents don't know, but my brother does. And he keeps telling my dad and I keep denying it, and I feel awful for it. I just can't tell him, because he's one of those guys who grew up during the hippie era and saw lots of people's lives become destroyed by drugs and I don't want him to worry forever.
So I feel terrible for both of these things. And I seriously mean it when I say you guys should stay away from both of these things.
And my parents don't know, but my brother does. And he keeps telling my dad and I keep denying it, and I feel awful for it.
BROTHER?! Your name's not Kevin, bro.
President Camacho
13-Dec-09, 01:02
Either that or I smoked weed when I was 14...yeah it was fun for a bit, but I wouldn't recommend it. It was kinda scary at first (I was soooo baked). And my parents don't know, but my brother does. And he keeps telling my dad and I keep denying it, and I feel awful for it. I just can't tell him, because he's one of those guys who grew up during the hippie era and saw lots of people's lives become destroyed by drugs and I don't want him to worry forever.
your brothers a snitch? kick his ass.
your brothers a snitch? kick his ass.
Nah dude, i would if i could. he's two years older and has a hundred pounds and about four inches on me. A varsity defensive tackle. I would get wrecked xD
BROTHER?! Your name's not Kevin, bro.
I don't follow. Huh?
President Camacho
13-Dec-09, 23:25
Nah dude, i would if i could. he's two years older and has a hundred pounds and about four inches on me. A varsity defensive tackle. I would get wrecked xD
then tell him he's a tard for trying to rat. then shit on his face while hes asleep.
then tell him he's a tard for trying to rat. then shit on his face while hes asleep.
...I'll have to take you up on that.
President Camacho
15-Dec-09, 01:06
...I'll have to take you up on that.
he plays football so hes probably a poof.
Jesse the Great Tsar
06-Feb-10, 23:31
In my mind I read ahead and I was like omg, he ran over the kid! :eek:, then I read that he didn't.
I was thinking the and loled when I read your post.
Jesse the Great Tsar
06-Feb-10, 23:32
your brothers a snitch? kick his ass.
How bout, well this is a pretty weird idea so brace yourself, YOU GET OFF DRUGS!! just puttin it out there.
President Camacho
07-Feb-10, 00:35
How bout, well this is a pretty weird idea so brace yourself, YOU GET OFF DRUGS!! just puttin it out there.
IM ON PEE CAY PEE, ALL DAY ERRY DAY MOFO!!!
How bout, well this is a pretty weird idea so brace yourself, YOU GET OFF DRUGS!! just puttin it out there.
Easier said than done Mr Innocent Virgin
President Camacho
07-Feb-10, 12:58
How bout, well this is a pretty weird idea so brace yourself, YOU GET OFF DRUGS!! just puttin it out there.
how 'bout you get on drugs!
Jesse the Great Tsar
07-Feb-10, 18:47
morals
President Camacho
07-Feb-10, 19:35
morals
what is so immoral about drugs? other than that dumb fucking class you took in grade school.
what is so immoral about drugs? other than that dumb fucking class you took in grade school.
I smell philosophical debaaaaate! :cool:
President Camacho
08-Feb-10, 12:01
I smell philosophical debaaaaate! :cool:
im looking for one.
but no-one ever bites.
Jesse the Great Tsar
08-Feb-10, 13:23
im looking for one.
but no-one ever bites.
Tell me the best possible outcome of doing drugs.
President Camacho
08-Feb-10, 13:40
Tell me the best possible outcome of doing drugs.
i believe i asked the first question.
besides that's irrelevant, tell me the best possible outcome of having sex?
Jesse the Great Tsar
08-Feb-10, 13:57
A child.(if planned lol)
I declare that this needs it's own thread.
President Camacho
08-Feb-10, 17:45
A child.(if planned lol)
still didn't answer the question. what, in detail, is so immoral about drugs?
http://www.gametramp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4432#post4432
Taepodong-2
08-Feb-10, 18:12
still didn't answer the question. what, in detail, is so immoral about drugs?
Some people have religious issues or just personal morals. I'm an atheist but I don't believe in fucking myself up on THC. Why? Because it kills brain cells.
President Camacho
08-Feb-10, 20:41
Some people have religious issues or just personal morals. I'm an atheist but I don't believe in fucking myself up on THC. Why? Because it kills brain cells.
hardly. the only time you lose brain cells from pot is holding your breath, holding your breath for 10 seconds is the equivalent of holding a hit for 10 seconds. however i do respect that you choose not to do drugs. they're not for everyone.
Jesse the Great Tsar
08-Feb-10, 20:46
hardly. the only time you lose brain cells from pot is holding your breath, holding your breath for 10 seconds is the equivalent of holding a hit for 10 seconds. however i do respect that you choose not to do drugs. they're not for everyone.
Screws you to a never ending addiction. And u think when you are high you are thinking? No, people commit suicide and throw babies into friggen oven!!!
Taepodong-2
08-Feb-10, 21:05
hardly. the only time you lose brain cells from pot is holding your breath, holding your breath for 10 seconds is the equivalent of holding a hit for 10 seconds. however i do respect that you choose not to do drugs. they're not for everyone.
If smoking weed doesn't kill your brain cells then explain why it's always stoners that are failing all of their classes? I'm not saying every stoner fails all of their classes, it just seems like the people that are failing all of their classes usually are stoners.
President Camacho
08-Feb-10, 21:17
If smoking weed doesn't kill your brain cells then explain why it's always stoners that are failing all of their classes? I'm not saying every stoner fails all of their classes, it just seems like the people that are failing all of their classes usually are stoners.
well, we have a thread for this now. and the people who "look like stoners" look stupid, you are buying into negative stereotype that stoners look dumb.
If smoking weed doesn't kill your brain cells then explain why it's always stoners that are failing all of their classes? I'm not saying every stoner fails all of their classes, it just seems like the people that are failing all of their classes usually are stoners.
My first joint was smoked in a 57 Chevy...before it was considered a classic!
Wait...I might be proving your point. :/
One of the worst things I ever did was wipe my, package all over my sisters toothbrush. That'll teach the bitch to rat my out to my old man.
...I might have gotten a girl pregnant...
...I might have gotten a girl pregnant...
No comment
No comment
Yeah, it's definitely a scary thought...
AiRsTrIkE
10-Apr-10, 15:36
One of the worst things I ever did was wipe my, package all over my sisters toothbrush. That'll teach the bitch to rat my out to my old man.
That sounds like it could be considered incest in some nations.
Yeah, it's definitely a scary thought...
*Terrible terrible image*
Taepodong-2
10-Apr-10, 16:02
...I might have gotten a girl pregnant...
Lolpwnt.
Shit like this makes me glad I don't even talk to girls.
Lolpwnt.
Shit like this makes me glad I don't even talk to girls.
I'm seriously flipping out and ah i don't know what to do. it's overwhelming. Oh well, as this situation evolves, I'll keep you guys posted...
Taepodong-2
10-Apr-10, 16:12
I'm seriously flipping out and ah i don't know what to do. it's overwhelming. Oh well, as this situation evolves, I'll keep you guys posted...
If it turns out the girl is pregnant and she's an uber Christian who doesn't like abortions you're going to have to take some drastic measures if you don't want to be a father at 15 or however old you are.
I'm seriously flipping out and ah i don't know what to do. it's overwhelming. Oh well, as this situation evolves, I'll keep you guys posted...
A bit late, but next time you might want to consider....
65
If it turns out the girl is pregnant and she's an uber Christian who doesn't like abortions you're going to have to take some drastic measures if you don't want to be a father at 15 or however old you are.
You have to be "uber (Which is a terribly wrong spelling of the word btw) Christian" to be against abortions? Really? What has this world come to?
LoveHateHero329
10-Apr-10, 22:19
...I might have gotten a girl pregnant...
D:
Shit bro.
How did it go down?
D:
Shit bro.
How did it go down?
I don't really want to talk about it. And now the girl and I are having SERIOUS relationship problems so if she is pregnant... :\
Thrasher9294
11-Apr-10, 00:45
Drugs? Yeah, I prefer to keep my Mind straight. And you know what, Moral reasons don't always have to stem from "SOME STUPID RELIGIOUS THING IM AN ATHEIST THOUGH SO IT'S K IF I DO" crap.
There's also Cultural reasons. It's Illegal OH BUT THERE'S NO REASON FOR IT TO BE well, there's Alcohol if you want something legal to fuck yourself up with for your own fun.
In our culture, drugs are looked down upon, because let's face it - they really can ruin your life, and if you want a successful future, there's no point in fucking it upOH BUT IVE GOT A FUTURE ANYWAY I WORK AT MCDONALDS okay goro im sorry
LoveHateHero329
11-Apr-10, 16:03
Any update kev?
Any update kev?
Yeah man, good or bad news?
Yeah man, good or bad news?
Haven't gotten a preggo test yet. But the thing is, she has an irregular period anyway, so her being late hopefully isn't a big deal.
Anyway, the relationship problems got sorted out. We decided if she is pregnant, we're going to seek a court order to let us get married. Yes, really. She's that religious and we really love each other. Probably wouldn't last forever but it would give the baby a chance at a somewhat more normal life.
We're crazy I know. But this is a big deal for us and idk, just keep it in your prayers, begging god to let us find out soon she's not pregnant.
Your thoughts?
Haven't gotten a preggo test yet. But the thing is, she has an irregular period anyway, so her being late hopefully isn't a big deal.
Anyway, the relationship problems got sorted out. We decided if she is pregnant, we're going to seek a court order to let us get married. Yes, really. She's that religious and we really love each other. Probably wouldn't last forever but it would give the baby a chance at a somewhat more normal life.
We're crazy I know. But this is a big deal for us and idk, just keep it in your prayers, begging god to let us find out soon she's not pregnant.
Your thoughts?
Well, I wouldn't get married, but that's me, and religious folk with be religious folk I guess. Hope it all turns out well mate.
Well, I wouldn't get married, but that's me, and religious folk with be religious folk I guess. Hope it all turns out well mate.
Yeah, I decided I wouldn't even if she wanted to....if we were 18 it would be different, but we're 15 lol. so yeah, i don't know man. situation sucks.
but still no test yet.
Thrasher9294
12-Apr-10, 16:18
Well, I wouldn't get married, but that's me, and religious folk with be religious folk I guess. Hope it all turns out well mate.
YEAH LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING RELIGIOUS FAGGOTS WITH THEIR MORALS AND SHIT AND PUNISHMENTS DANT WANT ANY OF THAT
also
Yeah, I decided I wouldn't even if she wanted to....if we were 18 it would be different, but we're 15 lol. so yeah, i don't know man. situation sucks.
It's called a Condom, man.
Yeah, I decided I wouldn't even if she wanted to....if we were 18 it would be different, but we're 15 lol. so yeah, i don't know man. situation sucks.
but still no test yet.
Indeed, 15 is no age to get married unless your last name is Ackbar or you live in a trailer park where NASCAR is on the flag.
YEAH LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING RELIGIOUS FAGGOTS WITH THEIR MORALS AND SHIT AND PUNISHMENTS DANT WANT ANY OF THAT
also
It's called a Condom, man.
God damn man, you need to chill the fuck out. Seriously, I don't have a problem with you arguing but not when your doing it like a 12 years old ass fuck.
Also Religon skews peopls views onn certain subjects like abortion.
My view on it is it just a thing growing inside of someone until it born, and if the Mother who is carring the thing inside her body wants to terminate it then I say fucking go ahead.
All in favour of having an intervention to get Thrasher to calm down and act his age (hopefully older then 12 or 13)?
Thrasher9294
12-Apr-10, 19:02
I love how people seem to actually think I'm yelling over here, or something.
All in favour of having an intervention to get Thrasher to calm down and act his age (hopefully older then 12 or 13)?
Heh, it's funny.
All in favour of having an intervention to get Thrasher to calm down and act his age (hopefully older then 12 or 13)?
I'll gladly sign that petition, but not sure how you're going to pull it off. You can't teach maturity, especially if the person doesn't want to learn.
I'll gladly sign that petition, but not sure how you're going to pull it off. You can't teach maturity, especially if the person doesn't want to learn.
There's this thing called Chuck Norris, I can contact him and get him to intervene with Thrasher.
Dammit Kevin,
You continue to make me want to make mandatory distribution of condoms, or forced natural selection.
Goes against my libertarian principles, dammit.
Dammit Kevin,
You continue to make me want to make mandatory distribution of condoms, or forced natural selection.
Goes against my libertarian principles, dammit.
Well, I always dreamed of designing a condom shooting M134 Minigun, care to assist me with building it?
:D :D :D :D :D
SHE GOT HER PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D
:D :D :D :D :D
SHE GOT HER PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D
Oh thank god man, glad to hear it, and congrats on not having fucked up!
*high fives*
Ok, now what have we learned here?????
I'm not Goro this time
13-Apr-10, 14:14
I like how you posted that update in big red letters.
What I learned is to always use a condom, least you get someone pregnant at the small age of 15.
Thrasher9294
13-Apr-10, 14:52
As if this should be new news, or something.
What I learned is to always use a condom, least you get someone pregnant at the small age of 15.
Excellent [/Mr. Burns impersonation]
Excellent [/Mr. Burns impersonation]
Also, don't go out with overly religious chicks if your an atheists like I am, it will only end in an epic debate of epic proportions.
Also, don't go out with overly religious chicks if your an atheists like I am, it will only end in an epic debate of epic proportions.
Lol yeah.
But guys, I did use a fucking condom.
Those things break.
Beware.
Lol yeah.
But guys, I did use a fucking condom.
Those things break.
Beware.
You my friend need Trojan Magnums!
President Camacho
13-Apr-10, 15:21
You my friend need Trojan Magnums!
or a belt sander.
or a belt sander.
Those work too, and they're always on sale at Home Depot, so maybe that is a better option for Kevin.
LoveHateHero329
13-Apr-10, 19:21
So Kev,
How'd it go down? :P
So Kev,
How'd it go down? :P
It involved him, his girl, a coat hanger, screaming, and a fair bit of blood.
So pretty well I'd say!
;)
:D :D :D :D :D
SHE GOT HER PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D
Damn.
I was hoping you'd learn a lesson the hard way.
Seems like the only way some people can learn nowadays.
Sometimes they learn the hard way, sometimes they get a break, and I'm glad Kevin got a break this time.
Yeah really.
Oh, and Zak, we didn't even have sex so it would've been retarded. I'll tell you more about it later, buuut yeah.
Yeah really.
Oh, and Zak, we didn't even have sex so it would've been retarded. I'll tell you more about it later, buuut yeah.
Did you hit her in the eye?
XD
Oh, and Zak, we didn't even have sex so it would've been retarded. I'll tell you more about it later, buuut yeah.
*Sigh*
I guess it's time we have the birds and the bees talk...
When a mommy loves a daddy verrry verrry much....
LoveHateHero329
14-Apr-10, 17:49
You didn't even have sex??
You can't get a girl pregnant by putting a load in her mouth dude.
You didn't even have sex??
You can't get a girl pregnant by putting a load in her mouth dude.
...or in her ass.
Taepodong-2
14-Apr-10, 19:22
Yeah really.
Oh, and Zak, we didn't even have sex so it would've been retarded. I'll tell you more about it later, buuut yeah.
So how did you manage to think you got her pregnant if you didn't stick it in her vagina?
I think Kevin hasn't had health class yet in school...
No kevin...you can't get her pregnant by kissing, jeeze.
Now he's sounding like x-president Clinton.
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman!
The cigar did it!"
Now he's sounding like x-president Clinton.
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman!
The cigar did it!"
Or it could have been the chair!
You didn't even have sex??
You can't get a girl pregnant by putting a load in her mouth dude.
Handjob + wiping the nastiness off with your hand then (being an idiot and) using such hand to finger a girl = fear of pregnancy.
Be creative people, think outside the box....that shit can happen.
Handjob + wiping the nastiness off with your hand then (being an idiot and) using such hand to finger a girl = fear of pregnancy.
Be creative people, think outside the box....that shit can happen.
There's a pretty low chance that would get a girl pregnant, unless you actually had your snuzz covering your hand.
There's a pretty low chance that would get a girl pregnant, unless you actually had your snuzz covering your hand.
Like COVERING your hand.
All the cells would have been dead when they hit most of the oxygen in the air.
Seamen oxidizes, believe it or not.
Like COVERING your hand.
All the cells would have been dead when they hit most of the oxygen in the air.
Seamen oxidizes, believe it or not.
It can live for hours after it exits the bodies if it's warm out. it was warm out.
and then she missed her period, and we were just like "....fuck."
It can live for hours after it exits the bodies if it's warm out. it was warm out.
and then she missed her period, and we were just like "....fuck."
Well, next time, you'll be more careful then.
I'm not Goro this time
15-Apr-10, 06:46
was her vayjay icky?
Unghhhh
Me thinks that I'll just sit over there *points in any direction but here* and chat with those guys.
*goes in direction where his finger is pointing*
*goes in direction where his finger is pointing*
*follows*
*follows*
*stands there, waiting for conversation*
IAmNotReal
15-Apr-10, 17:12
*Begins talking about the weather with mantis*
Thrasher9294
15-Apr-10, 17:15
Handjob + wiping the nastiness off with your hand then (being an idiot and) using such hand to finger a girl = fear of pregnancy.
Be creative people, think outside the box....that shit can happen.
Why did you spooge all over your own hand when she was jacking you off?
*Begins talking about the weather with mantis*
Confides about the Weather with INR.
I can't even really think of the worst thing I've ever done.
I'm by no means innocent, but I just don't care enough to date a girl right now and then all the "worst things you have ever done" things follow.
Woo.
I told my parents to fuck off in a serious manner once, and I regret it, because I love my parents, it's just sometimes they grind on my nerves.
Worst thing I've ever done? Last week I took a hit of weed in the locker room with my friend. It was my first time.
Thrasher9294
18-Oct-10, 20:33
ur a tuff mang now tho i hoep it was worth it
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