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zero1
07-Apr-09, 20:03
they told me to never go outside but i didn't listen and now i'm deceased poor me i had such high hopes for a normal life
zero1
07-Apr-09, 20:04
it wasn't my fault johnny double-dared me
zero1
07-Apr-09, 20:04
johnny you putz why do you have to disappear just when i am about to prove your existence this is not just in my head i know you're there
zero1
07-Apr-09, 20:04
johnny.....
zero1
07-Apr-09, 20:05
oh hey come post in my thread @ http://www.gametramp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=166
zero1
07-Apr-09, 20:05
or don't. who cares
zero1
07-Apr-09, 20:06
i'm just saying you should take advantage of the opportunity to communicate with me
zero1
07-Apr-09, 20:07
touch me.. feel me :):)
zero1
07-Apr-09, 20:07
no not down there you're perverted just like dad i hate you but i love you this is so awkward but i can't get enough daddy please come home i miss you
zero1
07-Apr-09, 20:08
i really hate my job i feel my internet postings have become somewhat stagnant don't you agree
zero1
07-Apr-09, 20:09
yes. posting on the internet is my job. so??? problems, complaints..... up yours, pal!! yeah i'm radical man
zero1
07-Apr-09, 20:10
of course nobody pays me but that's ok i do it for the thrill
zero1
07-Apr-09, 20:11
i'm almost sure i was trying to express my feelings through this here monolog but i don't know maybe i need an alka seltzer
zero1
07-Apr-09, 20:12
christ almighty that's a spicy meatball
zero1
07-Apr-09, 20:13
ok let's make a really long post next to bring it home in style
zero1
07-Apr-09, 20:19
so i was chatting to my girlfriend who is a friend of the girl gender who has absolutely no romantic interest in myself, so i was chatting to her and i said, "yeah hey i really like your hair what shampoo do you use" and she said "hola chiquita de onde eres me gusta tus ojos" and that's when i realized i dozed off in the train and ended up somewhere wearing something indecent but i don't remember ever getting out of bed this morning so i called barack (NOT obama!! i get that joke a lot and it sucks so give it a rest) and i said, "hey barack what the hell man" and i don't know but i think i was talking into a banana because the sound was all fuzzy and i couldn't understand him but anyway when i came back home all my base was belong to you the end
zero1
07-Apr-09, 20:19
i'm gay
zero1
07-Apr-09, 20:20
bah nothing makes sense anymore not even the classic "i'm gay" routine/skit cheers me up this is all your fault johnny
zero1
07-Apr-09, 20:21
ungh my left arm just fell off this is so unconfortable not to mention embarassing
zero1
07-Apr-09, 20:23
please vote for the "auuuuuueeeuuuuughh?!" icon
zero1
07-Apr-09, 20:23
i'd go look for it but
zero1
07-Apr-09, 20:24
effort!!!!!!!!!!!!!!exclamationpointexclamationpoi nt hahahahaha nice that was cool because when you let go of the shift key you stop typing ! and start typing exclamationpoint because that's the letter it has in the key i'm not lying
zero1
07-Apr-09, 20:25
this forum is very nub friendly just yesterday i welcomed a new internet user into my heart
zero1
07-Apr-09, 20:25
his name was johnny GOD DAMN YOU JOHNNY
zero1
07-Apr-09, 20:25
pizza hut