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The Gremlins
30-Mar-09, 18:33
Whatever its name turns out to be, there are a number of fields that need comedy and meaning.

The username for the confessional needs a title.
It also needs a signature.
It also needs an avatar.
Biography
Location
Interests
Occupation
And a sig.

Make suggestions here. Do not shit-post this thread.
Freet
30-Mar-09, 19:31
UN: HailMary

Sig: The Devil made me do it. :/

Tar: 19

Bio: Graduated summa cum laude from Joes College of Boot Repair.

Local: Springfield, USA

Interests: Long walks on the beach...to drown the neighbors yapping dog.

Occupation: Chutes and Ladders hustler

Sig: Her mouth said no...but her heart said "Get off me you sicko!!!"
Diesel
30-Mar-09, 20:52
UN: Joseph

Title: Man of Steel

Tar: http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_03/stalinDM2109_468x551.jpg

Bio: De-Stalinization is all propaganda. I still love you all the same.

Local: Moscow, RSFSR, USSR

Interests: Great purges, great wars, great vodka, great women, great Russia!

Occupation: Purveyor of Soviet Socialism.

Sig: Joseph loves me, this I know, for the Kremlin tells me so! Everyone to him belongs, he has good lyrics for his songs.
The Gremlins
31-Mar-09, 02:55
Diesel, you're a smart kid. What does "shit-post" mean to you?
AiRsTrIkE
31-Mar-09, 14:50
I cast my vote for Stalin.
The Gremlins
31-Mar-09, 15:27
Anyone that "votes" for a dictator by default says "I want someone else to choose for me."

Thank you for your contributions. That's three votes for "Penance" (I like that better than penitence or HailMary) and four votes for Freet's user details.

Yes, I can divy it up like that, because I run the gulags.

If anyone else wants to vote and not shit-post in the process, feel free.

PS: If we weren't such lazy fucks, we'd do something shitty to your account or sign you up for twink porn subscriptions for shit-posting in a non-shit-post thread.

Good thing we're lazy.
Crash
01-Apr-09, 12:13
Avatar http://www.newwarriors.com/images/profiles/penance.jpg
I googled penance, this is what came up, I think it works.
Freet
01-Apr-09, 12:16
Avatar http://www.newwarriors.com/images/profiles/penance.jpg
I googled penance, this is what came up, I think it works.

Okeley dokeley. :)
Crash
01-Apr-09, 12:19
:D
Oh, and I just thought of a good sig, "I just want to watch the world burn."
Diesel
01-Apr-09, 21:21
Anyone that "votes" for a dictator by default says "I want someone else to choose for me."
Stalin was not a dictator, good sir. He was a Generalissimo. As a self-respecting historian as yourself, you should be ashamed of your error.
Fargo
01-Apr-09, 21:39
Duke Hossington

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:GPKnAvh_BC5CoM:http://www.drprison.com/mallet.jpg

I'll always be better than you.
The Gremlins
07-Apr-09, 10:58
We still need a bio and a location for this account.

You can view this account here (http://www.gametramp.com/forums/member.php?do=getinfo&u=60).