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J. R. Finklestein created an account in Gametramp last week. He was typing his first post when someone shot him in the pinky toe. Since JR is a paraplegic, paralyzed from the waist up, and types with his feet, he was unable to complete his post.
The post read...
"Someone is breaking into my room with a gun! His name is a;sfdg;qhs"
The police suspect a;sfdg;ghs is a typo due to the fact that the majority of pinky toe blood was on these keys.
The loss of blood has put JR into a coma and the police, while diligently searching for clues, are unable to solve this case.
Can you help?
The only clues the police have been able to come up with so far are as follows.
1. The gunman was not a ferret.
2. Ferrets can't hold a gun.
I will be happy to offer clues as the police uncover them, but we don't have much time. Can you help?
If you suspect anyone please, rat them out! If you have a clue to offer, please do so! If you have a ferret, don't blame him. He's innocent.
In the mean time, please check back to this thread often to see if I, or anyone else has posted more clues.
We must catch this bastard before he strikes again! The next victim could be
YOU!!!!
Considering the pinky-toe blood on the keyboard, the obvious solution is that the real killer was JR himself!
He set up an elaborate system to shoot himself and make it look like murder, namely by placing a block of pinky-toe blood-ice on the keyboard that, upon melting, activated a series of ropes, chords, and strings that eventually squeezed the trigger of a nearby weapon.
The elaborate apparatus most likely had a function to discard the weapon immediately upon firing, thus obfuscating the plot further.
Considering the pinky-toe blood on the keyboard, the obvious solution is that the real killer was JR himself!
He set up an elaborate system to shoot himself and make it look like murder, namely by placing a block of pinky-toe blood-ice on the keyboard that, upon melting, activated a series of ropes, chords, and strings that eventually squeezed the trigger of a nearby weapon.
The elaborate apparatus most likely had a function to discard the weapon immediately upon firing, thus obfuscating the plot further.
That was my first thought. Fascinating story...
My suggestions to the police offering this suspicion (practically verbatum to your post, strange, hey?)... was met with laughter. How could JR have possibly pulled this off? Officer Hannigan then showed me where JR's freezer had the power cord chewed in two. No freezer...no ice. We suspect a ferret was responsible for this.
Back to the drawing board my friend.
The Gremlins
29-Mar-09, 18:01
One question. Is this comedy or a genuine riddle game?
One question. Is this comedy or a genuine riddle game?
A little of both actually. Just a little something to get some member participation going.
I'm not Goro this time
30-Mar-09, 07:17
Maybe JR was just an attention whore that wanted to get people interested in him over the internet, by making up some whole OH GOprg,fvlñb;K,ñ
Maybe JR was just an attention whore that wanted to get people interested in him over the internet, by making up some whole OH GOprg,fvlñb;K,ñ
Damn people! We are being picked off like ticks from a dogs back!
ewww.
The Gremlins
30-Mar-09, 12:43
What was he shot with?
What was he shot with?
Good question. Unfortunately, the police are still trying to determine the exact caliber/type of weapon that was used to commit this offense.
From the information they have gathered so far, they are relatively confident that the weapon was something between this...
17
and this.....
18
I hope this helped.
I will offer more information as it comes available.
What else is present on his desk?
What other web pages or tools were open?
What else is present on his desk?
What other web pages or tools were open?
There was a empty Pall Mall cigarette pack, 73 empty beer cans (Coors Light) stacked neatly in a pyramid, and something really intersesting, a dried up booger wiped under the desk.
I SAID!!!
....a dried up booger wiped under the desk.
naguchanzilla
14-Jul-09, 21:20
it was the turtle that was in the aquarium. it hides more than just flesh under that shell!
it was the turtle that was in the aquarium. it hides more than just flesh under that shell!
Funny, if I were on the receiving end of this conversation I would be thinking to myself....
I would say "Self, if this fella were all paraplegicized and all, wouldn't it be kinda difficult for him to pick a booger?"
Just sayin' is all.
Well then, the solution is simple. His clone killed him to assume JR's identity. The perfect crime, or so he thought.
Bioengineer
29-Jul-09, 21:23
interesting i am working on a book related to this it is title If I Did It
interesting i am working on a book related to this it is title If I Did It
Just wondering....does this book include punctuation marks (you know, periods and such) and capitol letters? I refuse to buy a book that doesn't include periods or caps.... or at least a center fold.
Bioengineer
30-Jul-09, 12:32
lol epic fail
naguchanzilla
30-Jul-09, 20:38
Funny, if I were on the receiving end of this conversation I would be thinking to myself....
I would say "Self, if this fella were all paraplegicized and all, wouldn't it be kinda difficult for him to pick a booger?"
Just sayin' is all.
he isn't a parapalegic. maybe he has no arms instead.
he isn't a parapalegic. maybe he has no arms instead.
Well, this sounds like a guy who didn't get out of his chair all that much. This suggests he didn't have legs.
he isn't a parapalegic. maybe he has no arms instead.
Or maybe he is in fact a paraplegic since this was written in the op...
Since JR is a paraplegic...
naguchanzilla
20-Aug-09, 01:06
OK he constructed a device with his little pipette straw thing he blows and controls his wheel chair with that would kill him, once he blew on the straw.
like Christopher reeve
Ouch, pinkie toe. I stubbed mine once. Fucking hell.
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